Thursday, December 20, 2007

Beep Beep Bap Boop Beep


Did you ever stop to think about those noises that you hear everyday?
Like this noise here for example from the little key pad on all the doors in our office.
I hear it all day, and I have grown accustomed to its warming high pitch electric tones.
I don't know if it the false sense of security that this sound subliminally transimits or what, but its like falling asleep to crickets.

Friday, December 7, 2007

I take back the previous post

I guess Mr Obama isn't really black after all

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

I smell a fashion trend


and it smells like diapers.

Ha HA Conservative America!


The front runners for our next president are a Mormon, a chic and a black dude!
Now what? Hahahahah who ya gonna vote for?
Regardless of the political stand points of any of these candidates I just get a kick out of that fact that some backwater racist pig in Mississippi is swearing at the TV because he "Ain't voting for no broad, no coon, or no one who ain't behind Jesus the lord!"
This is awesome!
Imagine if our next president was a gay jewish black woman!
Everything would be gravy.
Take that red states!
I feel like this is a big step in the right direction.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I thought this was awesome.


Pictograms.
Language in its most basic form.
Big Thanks to Cave people and Milton Glaser for that.
(Milton Glaser came up with I Heart NY)

Ninja Robot Monkey


Thats right!
Ninja Robot Monkey.
Who will win?
Ninja is favorite at 11-1

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

*@#!

I need to stop swearing so much.
I can use profanity in work,
I live with no "adult" figures.
So I can pretty much swear all fuckin day if i want.
I really need to make a conscious effort to curb that shit.

Monday, November 5, 2007

I am convinced



I went to the opening Celtics game on Friday night.
We have a pretty sick team.
KG, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce.
Guess who else was at the game?
?
Like half of the Red Sox (with Trophy)(and John Henry)
And half of the Patriots (with Bob Craft)
I am almost totally convinced that the Patriots and Red Sox got together with the Celtics and said
"Hey, here is some money, go buy yourself a good team"
It makes perfect sense on so many levels, for so many reasons.
Discuss.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Eden


You know what?
Everybody always talks about how great the Garden of Edan was, and how much of a huge bummer it is that we got kicked out (because Eve ate god's only apple and he really wanted it cuz he has one everyday for his beakfast or something).
But I bet Eden wasn't as cool as everyone thinks it was.
If you think about it, this "garden" was probably really, really hyped up.
Especially after all these centuries of old people regaling us with tales of their forgotten youth, this thing HAS to be way blown out of proportion.
I mean Eden is most likely one of those things that EVERYBODY talks about, like a new club or something, so you finally cave in and go check it out,
but this club isn't really fabulous at all its just a bunch of Eurotrash dudes drinking over priced drinks and grinding on the drunkest slut with the most boobs showing.
Even worse, the Garden of Eden was "supposedly" in Persia or something, and you know how those Persians can get in clubs.
And on top of everyting else picture the line outside this place, most likely the longest velvet rope EVER and all the stupid clergy just jump to the front of the line and get right in, while all of us common folk just stand there like idiots polishing our apples trying to dance to the faint thumping of some Gregorian chant chart topper. Screw that.
So I am kind of glad she ate that apple, after all fruit is delicious,
and I am OK with trading some hot sweaty overrated outdoor nudist Persian club scene for delicious fruit.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

IT Dept


I don't know about your company, but our IT department is comprised of pure brilliance.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ha Ha Church


Look what happens to churches that try to use there boards as political forums?
I think if any religious establishment tries to do such a thing should have their tax exempt status revoked.
Don't you?
I wonder what will happen if they try to say something about abortion?

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

did you ever...

put grapes on your Raisin Bran?
It's like the whole like cycle of a grape before noon.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

New Art Stuff.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Green Vs. Red

Every Year

Why do the Sox do this?
What is it that is built into the infrastructure of the organization that makes us taper off at the end of the season?
I mean we are still 4.5 up right now, but if I remember correctly, we were up 13.5 at one point.
At what is it about the Yankees that makes them go on a friggin tear at the end of every season.
Every year, we are in first place then it shrinks and shrinks.
EVERY YEAR.
I have a love hate thing goin on with that drama.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dear Mac,


Can I please have a new power book?
That would be so awesome of you.
I will make lots of cool stuff.
Thanks,
Struggling Designer

marriage.


A freind who will be married soon,
A shit ton of booze.
A limo bus.
A big blue bucket.
Another freind to yell "You fuckin pussy"
whilst giving the stiff arm to the bachelor in the bucket.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

The Commuters Episode 1

Beastie Boys

BOA Pavillion August 6, 2007
Beasties

one of the best shows ever.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Monday morning

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Please Help

Friday, June 29, 2007

Clit Helmet

clit helmet
This is an experiment, when and if someone ever googles "clit helmet" I want this to show up.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Ashland Gardens


This is our crazy garden, we have hot peppers, sweet peppers, 4 different kinds of tomatoes, 4 different kinds of basil, 3 different kinds of squash, zuccinni, cherries, raspberries, mint, tarragon, cilantro, coriander, okra, onions, garlic beans and peas.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Monday, May 14, 2007

Loans.

In yet another example showing how our society is an undenyably greedy, instant gratification fueled mess of a society, we find out that certain organizations and individuals are screwing our college students.

What the hell is going on here?
The one thing we have going for us at this time in the ever emerging global economy is the fact the students come from all over the world to receive the best education available. The education one can get in the United States is undenyably one of the best in the world.
and now some greedy, backwards, politicans and business people are ruining the very fabric of our education system.

HOW in the world can anybody even fathom taking advantage of a struggling college student.
God friggin damn it, I have to work my ass of to pay my loans, I put my damn self through school, it wasn't my rich parents, of which I have none. It was pure survival instinct and thirst for knowledge and a better life.
And now i come to find out I was possibly taken advantage of?

When is it going to stop, where will the line be drawn?
How far away are we as a culture from punching babies?
I can imagine if there was a profit to be made from punching babies in the face, some heartless marketing data driven company would rasie a fist for high Q1 earnings.

Turning a profit on school loans?
Taking kickbacks at our expense?
Just so you can take your fat wife out for a 5 spice quail dinner on my dime?
You sick, sick son of a bitch.

Does no one see the long road?
Can anyone understand how this could possibly damage our country or world in the long run?
Can anyone think past the glimmering bits of shallow wealth that are dangeled in front of their drooling faces?

Think:
Oh wow, maybe kids won't go to college because they can't afford it, if I take this money?
Is it OK for me to buy a BMW, knowing that some poor child from South Carolina will have to take a full time job at the mall and go to Community College rather than receiving the education they rightfully deserve.
Shame on you who ever you are.
Shame on you all.

PLease Don't Vote for Romney



This guy was the governor of Massachusetts.
This man is bad,
He does not want to be president to "help change the world", or "make it a better place".
He has his own agenda, his father lost to Nixon in the 60's and he just wants to do what his daddy couldn't.
This guy is the antithesis of who we want running the USA.
PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT MITT ROMNEY.
(photo is not real.)

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Bob is 'ere far ya seekness


Did you ever wish that when you were sick that Bob Marley would be around singing reggae tunes, patting you on the back, giving you water and telling you "Everything's gonna be alright"?
I do sometimes.
I found this picture somewhere and i think it is hilarious.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

float.



my head is in the clouds again.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Darwin Has Appeared To Me!


Is it just me, or is it always some crazy coo coo bible nut that finds images of Jesus or Mary in thier surroundings somewhere. Its never the CEO of a major company, or even anyone remotely sane.
But seriously this morning i saw Charles Darwin in my toast. I took a picture if you don't believe me. Wanna buy it? $2300 or will trade for a new Mac Book Pro.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

a big thanks to technology

for letting things like this happen.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

let the revolution begin


its summa time.

The Nation


PIZZA IN YA FACE.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Kurt


I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Monday, April 9, 2007

mas photografia


one huge spotlight
a discoball in the living room
couple ten beers
and a cannon SD630

Friday, April 6, 2007

Tranqulitree


Happy Friday

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Way To Ruin Everything.


Stupid backwater cousin humpin' bible thumpin' dip spittin' republican votin' Bush lovin' cow milkin' preachy, tobacco farmin' shitkickin'nascar watchin' american idol votin' red states

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Paint. Ting.


A Tear For A Fool
Pop art is awesome.
Acrylic, spray paint and mixed media on canvas.48x48

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Someone is Listening


Maybe the Fly?

Exactly.


Only 8 months (240 days) of shopping days left all you crazy consumers!
From WOOSTER COLLECTIVE

FUCK YEAH!!!


Who wants to come to the opening day/night camp out with us?
Ask for Tuesday off and come.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Ashland Gardens


The beginnings of the up and coming Ashland Gardens

Saturday, March 31, 2007

best radio ad ever?


Click here or on the Corn nuts dummies
Bust A nut!

Friday, March 30, 2007

angry dudes


These guys might start showing up around Boston i heard.

Yahtzee!!!


What an ass.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

King and Queen


Boston is so awesome.
so is chess.

48 Hour Film Project


MAY 4th- MAY 6th
The Time is fast approaching yet again to create another minature film masterpiece.
Auditions
Date: Thursday, April 19th
Place: to be announced
Description: Team leaders, come find the perfect actor or actress for your film! Actors and actresses, come and show us what you’ve got!

Meet’n’Greet
Date: Tuesday, April 24th
Place: Jamaica Plain (specific place to be announced)
Description: Can’t rally a team to enter the 48 Hour Film Project? Have a team and want to recruit more folks? Want to check out the competition? Have some questions you’d rather ask in person? Simply want to grab a beer this Tuesday night? Come on down to our meet’n’greet!

Meet’n’Greet
Date: Monday, April 30th
Place: Cambridge (specific place to be announced)
Kickoff
Date: Friday, May 4th
Time: 6-7pm
Place: to be announced
Notes: Here’s where it all begins...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

I'll Sleep When You're Dead



El Producto- I'll Sleep When Your Dead
cop dis if you haven't yet, good stuff.

I Got Tree Job

resource for other designers

THis has cool fabrics for background elements and whatever.

http://www.reprodepot.com/fabrics.html

Is this real?

Who approved this? I think the pork board might need to make some changes.
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

photography

some things i saw today that begged to have thier picture taken. Payphones will be gone soon, learn to appreciate the things that won't last, even if its a stupid and useless as a payphone.
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Waste Of Life?

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This piece of crap was flying down the highway yesterday on my way ome from work.
What is that an '85 Hyundai Excel? Nice. Why are you acting like a formula one racer? Do you need more bumperstickers? Is there a stupid bumpersticker sale going on, that you need to be at right now before all the "My Other Car Is Your Mother" stickers are gone?
I would say this guy was a complete waste if it didn't say "I Heart To Fart".
OK Sorry, traffic makes me angry.
Especially you Mr. Excel.

Monday, March 26, 2007

St Pattys Day Parade

Best day ever. I love being Irish.
St Pattys Day Parade

Sox Home Opener

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The Sox home opener is on the 10th!
sweet.
We shall be making Landsdowne St our home for a couple days.
get excited

TotallyUnnecessary

Look for these stickers on useless things in your area!
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Confucious

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Wet T Shirt Contest

Well maybe not wet,
go here.
vote.
http://www.antidesigns.com/

Mouth Poop

So i was talking to this nurse last night, and did you know that some people poop from thier mouths!!! I love talking to nurses they always know how to gross you out. Nurses see some crazy stuff man. Go ahead and try it ask a nurse to tell you the grossest nurse story they have and I guarantee you will buckle from the reality of how disgusting the human body can be.
But anyway.
I would like to personally like to thank Adobe™ for having wonderful programs like Photoshop™ and Illustrator™ allowing artsy, designy people like myself and my designy friends the opportunity to make a living doing something we love. That doesn't involve "mouthpoop".
So,
Thank you Adobe™ for saving me from "mouthpoop"

First and 4most

Sweet the first time is always the best. I guess now I will spend the rest of the time in here chasing the blog dragon. Oh well, at least there will be an evergrowing digital legacy.