Beep Beep Bap Boop Beep

Did you ever stop to think about those noises that you hear everyday?
Like this noise here for example from the little key pad on all the doors in our office.
I hear it all day, and I have grown accustomed to its warming high pitch electric tones.
I don't know if it the false sense of security that this sound subliminally transimits or what, but its like falling asleep to crickets.

I take back the previous post

I guess Mr Obama isn't really black after all

I smell a fashion trend

and it smells like diapers.

Ha HA Conservative America!

The front runners for our next president are a Mormon, a chic and a black dude!
Now what? Hahahahah who ya gonna vote for?
Regardless of the political stand points of any of these candidates I just get a kick out of that fact that some backwater racist pig in Mississippi is swearing at the TV because he "Ain't voting for no broad, no coon, or no one who ain't behind Jesus the lord!"
This is awesome!
Imagine if our next president was a gay jewish black woman!
Everything would be gravy.
Take that red states!
I feel like this is a big step in the right direction.

I thought this was awesome.

Pictograms.
Language in its most basic form.
Big Thanks to Cave people and Milton Glaser for that.
(Milton Glaser came up with I Heart NY)

Ninja Robot Monkey

Thats right!
Ninja Robot Monkey.
Who will win?
Ninja is favorite at 11-1

*@#!

I need to stop swearing so much.
I can use profanity in work,
I live with no "adult" figures.
So I can pretty much swear all fuckin day if i want.
I really need to make a conscious effort to curb that shit.

I am convinced

I went to the opening Celtics game on Friday night.
We have a pretty sick team.
KG, Ray Allen, Paul Pierce.
Guess who else was at the game?
?
Like half of the Red Sox (with Trophy)(and John Henry)
And half of the Patriots (with Bob Craft)
I am almost totally convinced that the Patriots and Red Sox got together with the Celtics and said
"Hey, here is some money, go buy yourself a good team"
It makes perfect sense on so many levels, for so many reasons.
Discuss.

Eden

You know what?
Everybody always talks about how great the Garden of Edan was, and how much of a huge bummer it is that we got kicked out (because Eve ate god's only apple and he really wanted it cuz he has one everyday for his beakfast or something).
But I bet Eden wasn't as cool as everyone thinks it was.
If you think about it, this "garden" was probably really, really hyped up.
Especially after all these centuries of old people regaling us with tales of their forgotten youth, this thing HAS to be way blown out of proportion.
I mean Eden is most likely one of those things that EVERYBODY talks about, like a new club or something, so you finally cave in and go check it out,
but this club isn't really fabulous at all its just a bunch of Eurotrash dudes drinking over priced drinks and grinding on the drunkest slut with the most boobs showing.
Even worse, the Garden of Eden was "supposedly" in Persia or something, and you know how those Persians can get in clubs.
And on top of everyting else picture the line outside this place, most likely the longest velvet rope EVER and all the stupid clergy just jump to the front of the line and get right in, while all of us common folk just stand there like idiots polishing our apples trying to dance to the faint thumping of some Gregorian chant chart topper. Screw that.
So I am kind of glad she ate that apple, after all fruit is delicious,
and I am OK with trading some hot sweaty overrated outdoor nudist Persian club scene for delicious fruit.

IT Dept

I don't know about your company, but our IT department is comprised of pure brilliance.

Ha Ha Church

Look what happens to churches that try to use there boards as political forums?
I think if any religious establishment tries to do such a thing should have their tax exempt status revoked.
Don't you?
I wonder what will happen if they try to say something about abortion?

did you ever...

put grapes on your Raisin Bran?
It's like the whole like cycle of a grape before noon.

New Art Stuff.

Green Vs. Red

Every Year

Why do the Sox do this?
What is it that is built into the infrastructure of the organization that makes us taper off at the end of the season?
I mean we are still 4.5 up right now, but if I remember correctly, we were up 13.5 at one point.
At what is it about the Yankees that makes them go on a friggin tear at the end of every season.
Every year, we are in first place then it shrinks and shrinks.
EVERY YEAR.
I have a love hate thing goin on with that drama.

Dear Mac,

Can I please have a new power book?
That would be so awesome of you.
I will make lots of cool stuff.
Thanks,
Struggling Designer

marriage.

A freind who will be married soon,
A shit ton of booze.
A limo bus.
A big blue bucket.
Another freind to yell "You fuckin pussy"
whilst giving the stiff arm to the bachelor in the bucket.

The Commuters Episode 1

Beastie Boys

BOA Pavillion August 6, 2007

Beasties

one of the best shows ever.

Monday morning