Eden

You know what?
Everybody always talks about how great the Garden of Edan was, and how much of a huge bummer it is that we got kicked out (because Eve ate god's only apple and he really wanted it cuz he has one everyday for his beakfast or something).
But I bet Eden wasn't as cool as everyone thinks it was.
If you think about it, this "garden" was probably really, really hyped up.
Especially after all these centuries of old people regaling us with tales of their forgotten youth, this thing HAS to be way blown out of proportion.
I mean Eden is most likely one of those things that EVERYBODY talks about, like a new club or something, so you finally cave in and go check it out,
but this club isn't really fabulous at all its just a bunch of Eurotrash dudes drinking over priced drinks and grinding on the drunkest slut with the most boobs showing.
Even worse, the Garden of Eden was "supposedly" in Persia or something, and you know how those Persians can get in clubs.
And on top of everyting else picture the line outside this place, most likely the longest velvet rope EVER and all the stupid clergy just jump to the front of the line and get right in, while all of us common folk just stand there like idiots polishing our apples trying to dance to the faint thumping of some Gregorian chant chart topper. Screw that.
So I am kind of glad she ate that apple, after all fruit is delicious,
and I am OK with trading some hot sweaty overrated outdoor nudist Persian club scene for delicious fruit.

IT Dept

I don't know about your company, but our IT department is comprised of pure brilliance.

Ha Ha Church

Look what happens to churches that try to use there boards as political forums?
I think if any religious establishment tries to do such a thing should have their tax exempt status revoked.
Don't you?
I wonder what will happen if they try to say something about abortion?

did you ever...

put grapes on your Raisin Bran?
It's like the whole like cycle of a grape before noon.

New Art Stuff.

Green Vs. Red

Every Year

Why do the Sox do this?
What is it that is built into the infrastructure of the organization that makes us taper off at the end of the season?
I mean we are still 4.5 up right now, but if I remember correctly, we were up 13.5 at one point.
At what is it about the Yankees that makes them go on a friggin tear at the end of every season.
Every year, we are in first place then it shrinks and shrinks.
EVERY YEAR.
I have a love hate thing goin on with that drama.

Dear Mac,

Can I please have a new power book?
That would be so awesome of you.
I will make lots of cool stuff.
Thanks,
Struggling Designer

marriage.

A freind who will be married soon,
A shit ton of booze.
A limo bus.
A big blue bucket.
Another freind to yell "You fuckin pussy"
whilst giving the stiff arm to the bachelor in the bucket.

The Commuters Episode 1

Beastie Boys

BOA Pavillion August 6, 2007

Beasties

one of the best shows ever.

Monday morning

Please Help

Clit Helmet

This is an experiment, when and if someone ever googles "clit helmet" I want this to show up.

Ashland Gardens

This is our crazy garden, we have hot peppers, sweet peppers, 4 different kinds of tomatoes, 4 different kinds of basil, 3 different kinds of squash, zuccinni, cherries, raspberries, mint, tarragon, cilantro, coriander, okra, onions, garlic beans and peas.

Jesus muthafucka!

Loans.

In yet another example showing how our society is an undenyably greedy, instant gratification fueled mess of a society, we find out that certain organizations and individuals are screwing our college students.

What the hell is going on here?
The one thing we have going for us at this time in the ever emerging global economy is the fact the students come from all over the world to receive the best education available. The education one can get in the United States is undenyably one of the best in the world.
and now some greedy, backwards, politicans and business people are ruining the very fabric of our education system.

HOW in the world can anybody even fathom taking advantage of a struggling college student.
God friggin damn it, I have to work my ass of to pay my loans, I put my damn self through school, it wasn't my rich parents, of which I have none. It was pure survival instinct and thirst for knowledge and a better life.
And now i come to find out I was possibly taken advantage of?

When is it going to stop, where will the line be drawn?
How far away are we as a culture from punching babies?
I can imagine if there was a profit to be made from punching babies in the face, some heartless marketing data driven company would rasie a fist for high Q1 earnings.

Turning a profit on school loans?
Taking kickbacks at our expense?
Just so you can take your fat wife out for a 5 spice quail dinner on my dime?
You sick, sick son of a bitch.

Does no one see the long road?
Can anyone understand how this could possibly damage our country or world in the long run?
Can anyone think past the glimmering bits of shallow wealth that are dangeled in front of their drooling faces?

Think:
Oh wow, maybe kids won't go to college because they can't afford it, if I take this money?
Is it OK for me to buy a BMW, knowing that some poor child from South Carolina will have to take a full time job at the mall and go to Community College rather than receiving the education they rightfully deserve.
Shame on you who ever you are.
Shame on you all.

PLease Don't Vote for Romney

This guy was the governor of Massachusetts.
This man is bad,
He does not want to be president to "help change the world", or "make it a better place".
He has his own agenda, his father lost to Nixon in the 60's and he just wants to do what his daddy couldn't.
This guy is the antithesis of who we want running the USA.
PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT MITT ROMNEY.
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Bob is 'ere far ya seekness

Did you ever wish that when you were sick that Bob Marley would be around singing reggae tunes, patting you on the back, giving you water and telling you "Everything's gonna be alright"?
I do sometimes.
I found this picture somewhere and i think it is hilarious.

float.

my head is in the clouds again.